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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Andrew Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08/July/2016 at 08:44
I've got two tickets for the Euro finals on Sunday but, sod it, hadn't realised it was my wedding day so obviously I can't go!!
Get in touch if you want to go instead of me, it's St. Mary's Church, Dudley and the girls name is Sarah....
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote DICEYUK Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08/July/2016 at 11:03
Before anyone can make a decision I think you need to post a picture of her Smile
I hate how people compare Frank Zappa to God. I mean, he's cool and great and nice and everything, but he's no Zappa.
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Eagle will never make leader of the Labour Party, she's too below par.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote Phil. Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 17/July/2016 at 16:45
Brilliant. Here's one for you. Syria,Iraq and Iran have had severe earthquakes.Six million people dead and the toll is rising. America is sending $10 million ,the Canadians are sending medical supplies, Australia and New Zealand are sending livestock and NATO are sending peace keeping troops. Theresa May sent 8 million replacement Muslims!
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The Garda Traffic Corps found over 200 dead crows on the M7 near Limerick recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu.
The cause of death appeared to be from vehicular impacts. However, during analysis it was noted that varying colours of paints appeared on the bird's beaks and claws.
By analysing these paint residues it was found that 98% of the crows had been killed by impact with motorbikes, while only 2% were killed by cars.
The investigators then hired an Ornithological Behaviourist to determine if there was a cause for the disproportionate percentages of motorbike kills versus car kills. The Ornithological Behaviourist quickly concluded that when crows eat road kill, they always have a look-out crow to warn of danger.
They discovered that while all the lookout crows could shout "Cah", not a single one could shout "bike"
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